Employee Profiles: Christian
 

Christian Roemer

Customer Service
Meet Christian, a former Georgia Bulldog and an avid reader, climbing fanatic, and open-mic rockstar.

"I joined Smart Furniture, because it's a super cool business that treats its customers fairly. Smart Furniture does all it can to make sure that everyone involved is taken care of. It's all too common now for businesses to become blinded by the bottom line, and Smart Furniture not only understands but consistently reconfirms the integral importance of its employees and customers. If Smart Furniture were a person, it would totally be a person I would want to hang out with. "

Here are some other fun tidbits about Christian:

Favorite Quote?
"It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure on the world." --John Steinbeck

"Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see." -Anonymous

If you could converse with any historical figure, who would it be and why?
"I would chat with John Steinbeck, because that guy had some of the most interesting life experiences, and he was able to identify things in people that I never would have seen."

Something about you that not a lot of people know about?
"I am a terribly sentimental romantic, and I believe wholeheartedly in the infallibility of love."

What would your first college roommate say about you?
"He would probably say that he barely remembers the few months that he lived in our apartment before he eloped with his high school sweetheart and left me with the other half of the rent. He'd probably also say that he hated hearing me while I pathetically started learning to play guitar. If someone were to ask me about him, I only remember his leaving beard hair all over the sink after shaving and never cleaning it up."

Interesting/creative experiences helping a customer?
"None of the experiences that I have had while helping customers have been uninteresting. (Yeah.)"


Christian's Favorites

Herman Miller Noguchi TableHerman Miller Noguchi Table
I'm a big fan of the Noguchi table because of its timeless modernity (an oxymoron, I know), its elegance, and its unassuming command of attention. Its enveloping design is a testament to its status as a classic, its enduring popularity the most respectable compliment to its simplicity.
5' Wide Pyramid Bookshelf5' Wide Pyramid Bookshelf
I love the Smart Shelves 5' wide Pyramid Bookshelf because it is a unique, easy to assemble shelf that is both attractive and practical.
Blu Dot Shilf ShelfBlu Dot Shilf Shelf
The Blu Dot Shilf Shelf also has to be one of my favorites, just because it looks like an optical illusion. It's a super cool conversation piece for sure.
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More about Christian...

Hometown:
Hampton, Georgia

Favorite Sports Team:
University of Georgia Bulldogs

Down Time Hobbies:
I am an avid reader, even though I'm fairly convinced I'm terrible at it. I'm a massive fan of the outdoors, especially climbing, and I think that life wouldn't be worth living anymore if I couldn't go out and enjoy navigating the boundless features of this great, green Earth. I watch more TV than I should, I consistently get disappointed with myself after watching Jeopardy, and then I reaffirm my greatness after watching Jersey Shore. I don't like long walks on the beach, and I don't care for squash or zucchini.

With Smart Furniture Since:
2012