Live Chat Hall of Fame - Sammy the Sailor

Sammy the Sailor

March 4, 2011

Melanie: Are you a pirate?
sammy the sailor: are you a real person?
Melanie: Arrrrrgh. Aye.
sammy the sailor: is your store still open?
Melanie: Yes, until 7pm.
sammy the sailor: oh... i will not be able to make it :(
Melanie: They are open tomorrow 11-7 as well. Can you make it then?
sammy the sailor: well... yes. yes that is an excellent idea
sammy the sailor: lets make up a secret word for tomorrow
sammy the sailor: so you will know who i am
Melanie: And Sunday as well 1-5. Well I don't work in our store though.
sammy the sailor: well poop
Melanie: They are not as fun as I am.
sammy the sailor: pirates dont say poop do they?
Melanie: Lol. That's my word.
Melanie: Poop is the secret word.
sammy the sailor: who will i say it too?
sammy the sailor: all the people there?
Melanie: You will most likely encounter Leslie or Teal. I will inform them of the secret word.
sammy the sailor: So I am never ever gonna meet you
sammy the sailor: that is pretty sad isn't it?
sammy the sailor: does it make you sad?
sammy the sailor: it makes me want to drink some ... rum
sammy the sailor: pirates drink rum right?
Melanie: Indeed on both counts.
sammy the sailor: pirates dont say indeed
sammy the sailor: you sure you are also a pirate?
Melanie: No, I'm a wanna be.
sammy the sailor: Ahh, a lubber.
sammy the sailor: well it is ok
sammy the sailor: Can I get a special discount since I have talked to you Melanie?
Melanie: Probably not. But check this out.
Melanie: http://www.ohdeedoh.com/ohdeedoh/inspiration/pirate-ship-bedroom-140304
sammy the sailor: You are quick on the keys young lady
Melanie: Arrrrgh.
sammy the sailor: I like it
sammy the sailor: However , I am looking at certain things... which only happen when I 'see' them....
sammy the sailor: the store is very nice
sammy the sailor: and I like that greenlife place next to it
Melanie: So do I.
sammy the sailor: but I am a pirate so i Dont do yoga
Melanie: Teal does.
Melanie: She is awesome.
sammy the sailor: Teal does yoga?
Melanie: You will like her.
Melanie: Teal works in the store.
sammy the sailor: Hmm.
sammy the sailor: I am a single man. Perhaps she will try and steal my buried treasure. ... We pirates are careful for that sort of thing
sammy the sailor: I will keep my one good eye skinned
Melanie: Good idea.
sammy the sailor: Let me tell you the best thing to eat at that foodworks place
sammy the sailor: it is a very manly pirate food
sammy the sailor: ready?
Melanie: Ready.
sammy the sailor: bread pudding
sammy the sailor: ARRRGGGGGGH
Melanie: Enjoy your bread pudding this weekend.
sammy the sailor: no
sammy the sailor: you must try it
Melanie: I've only been once. I will try it the next time I go.
sammy the sailor: Well, Melanie, thank you for indulging my attempts at humor ... have a splendid friday and weekend
sammy the sailor: I will drop by the store tomorrow and say the secret word
sammy the sailor: see if anyone raises an eyebrow
sammy the sailor: or screams real loud. ... hehe.
Melanie: Thank you for embracing your wit and sharing your humor Sammy.
Melanie: Until next time.
sammy the sailor: Ahhhh, I hope it is not time for you to go home and I am keeping you. If so, I apologize.
sammy the sailor: --- Namaste ;)